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== Lore == Long before the world existed, Yosef was created from star dust and given sentience by the ancient god Anwn Ddu. Yosef was given control over the section of the multiverse that contained our universe. Yosef saw that the world was ready for life, and gave the world simple bacteria. He went into a deep slumber and awoke some time during the 1st century AD. He saw what had happened to the world and decided to descend to earth as a human, but there was one problem. Yosef could not go to earth in his current form, so he hired an angel to deliver Yosef into a woman's womb. Yosef was born and had his godly powers given to him again. His parents chose his new name, Jesus Christ. For more on this part of Yosef's life, read the Bible. After dying as a human, Yosef realized how terrible the life he created was, and so he slept again. Yosef woke up some time in the 1950's and came down to Earth to kill all life he created. The C.I.A quickly found Yosef and handed him over to the Anomalous Beings and Matter Division of the United States Government. Yosef was delivered to Site 27 in May of 1952 and has been kept there ever since.
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